Why Folding a Fitted Sheet is the Worst Thing That Will Happen to You

Or, How I Stopped Chasing Happiness and Learned to Love the Process

How to find purpose in your life

There is was — the damn fitted sheet — sitting on the bottom of the laundry basket. I leave it for last every time. The time was late. I was tired and crabby. I know there’s a YouTube video I could watch, or some five-step guide to folding the perfect fitted sheet, but I prefer…